Okay, I couldn't NOT go see it, and I'm sure my lowered expectations from the wretched reviews helped, but -- I liked it.
Ah, c'mon: it is CERTAINLY better than the previous versions (just admit it)!
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How many words does it take to say the movie blew? Well, THREE, actually--but I stretch my reviews out to Two Sentences!