Well, they do talk about "Dracula" and "Batman" an awful lot, but even with blood flying all over the place, it's just not all that exciting.
To be honest, I just saw this one so I could avoid "Fan."
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How many words does it take to say the movie blew? Well, THREE, actually--but I stretch my reviews out to Two Sentences!