Laal Rang

Well, they do talk about "Dracula" and "Batman" an awful lot, but even with blood flying all over the place, it's just not all that exciting.

To be honest, I just saw this one so I could avoid "Fan."

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Elvis & Nixon

The best part of the whole movie is when the Elvis impersonators mistake Elvis for an Elvis impersonator.

At that point, though, they might have been right.

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Barbershop: The Next Cut

Not as funny as any of its predecessors, this "Barbershop" is less a comedy than a cause film.

If the film helps the cause, it's all worth it.

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My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2

I never saw the original, but this movie stars a cast of unknowns who apparently all made one movie about 15 years ago.

The one other group of people in my screening were laughing so hard, I figured they were either: a) Greek; or, like me, seeing the parallels to The Addams Family.

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Kapoor & Sons (Since 1921)

Sure, a hot lead goes a long way, but even that can't distract from some things.

Things like Rishi Kapoor's wretchedly-thick pancake makeup.



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Hello, My Name Is Doris

Will the young guy at work ever find out that his septuagenarian suitor wears a clip-on hairpiece?

It's a fun movie, mostly, but the funniest parts are the one-off comments written for the hipster gathering somewhere in the middle.

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Eye in the Sky

 

At the SeniorPlex, it was a choice between this movie & some silly thing starring Sally Field; being a Helen "Hella" Mirren fan, I chose this.

After watching her stuck in one room, barking out commands for two hours, I Hella wish Mirren had starred in the silly thing.

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Ki & Ka

This movie is so unrealistic.

No woman would let her husband turn their home into a toy train station that looks like a steroid version of the one on Mister Rogers' Neighborhood.

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