Pause, pause, bang-bang, pause, choke, bang, pause, pause, bang-bang-bang-bang, slash, slash, pause, bang-bang, etcetera.
And one great, big long YAWN.
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How many words does it take to say the movie blew? Well, THREE, actually--but I stretch my reviews out to Two Sentences!