Bully

As alarming as the bullying itself, is the breezy way school workers ignore it.

At what point did "shake hands and make up" EVER solve the problem?

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Chimpanzee

I'm always amazed by how they do these beautiful DisneyNature documentaries, if a little suspicious of the personalities involved.

It's as if your new neighbor just sat around on their front porch taking phonecam shots while your home was being ransacked & burned.

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The Five-Year Engagement

What's so funny about this movie?

It's overlong, & really depressing: you KNOW that this couple is going to end up back together (rom-com, hello), but you also KNOW they should run as far from one another as they possibly can.

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Vicky Donor

A seemingly-outrageous concept gets this off the ground, but the comedy portion of the film only shoots so far.

You may be most entertained if you finish before the film does, & leave at the intermission.

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The Avengers

I found myself waiting for the wit, & waiting for the wit, and waiting--and then there was a little wit--and then I sat waiting for more, and waiting for more, and waiting; it was like this for what felt like three hours.

The whole thing was heart-pounding, but not at all exciting--but the good news is I think that the director said he intends to turn the sequel into a good movie with emotion & character development.

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The Three Stooges

You know what?

This movie was downright hilarious, & I can't wait for the next one.

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Safe

It's a Jason Statham movie, so no description here should be necessary--but why do they set this up at the end for a sequel?

Every new Jason Statham movie is a remake of the previous Jason Statham movie, so instead of all these confusing titles, let's call them ALL "Jason Statham," followed by the current number!

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