Bol Bachchan

I think this movie's biggest mistake is the fact it is being widely-billed as a comedy--and most of the time, it doesn't even seem to be trying to be funny.

Bonus points, though, for not subtitling the musical numbers; that tells me that I can safely take a bathroom break without worrying that the plot might be furthered.

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Golmaal 3

I was happy to see the gang back (if you've not seen the previous films, don't worry--it actually makes less sense if you have), but the whole thing would have been a lot tighter and funnier if they'd killed the Puppy.

Not as bothersome, but really quite shocking, was the long and intense session of 3-on-2, male-on-male assplay.