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Nothing happens in this movie; even Ben Whishaw--Q from the Bond movies, who is allegedly in here someplace--disappears into this sleepy mess.
The snorkeling scene is nice, though.
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This movie could have lost an hour in its running time, and still have been no more or less interesting.
As it was, the film is interesting--more or less.
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Between Tom Hanks trying to act to the degree that shoppers at the Target next door could feel it in their molars, and the neo-blackface makeup attempts, this movie is a lot to try to take in.
By the time the guy from The Matrix--the one who is not either Lawrence Fishburne or Keanu--showed up trying to play an Asian dude, we bailed.
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