Ted

Funny & fowl, this plays a lot like what it sorta is: a long-form edition of "Family Guy."

The main thing that could have made it better would have been to cut it down by about the length of one "Family Guy"episode.

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Contraband

Not Marky-Mark’s best effort, to say the least. 

In the film’s defense, though, I think anybody walking in should be smart enough to know exactly what type of crap they are exposing themselves to.

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The Other Guys

The film that deftly juggles being funnier than could have been expected, sporadically funny, and not all that funny at all.

SamJack & The Rock have too little screentime, Marky Mark is ill-suited in his role, and Doofus is just a drag.

The Lovely Bones

Four writers, no point: I don't know how Peter Jackson could have possibly made a worse movie than this.

I do get the distinct impression, though, that if he coulda-- he woulda.