The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (2011 U.S. version)

The James Bond-style opening sequence was silly & head-spinning, but the film itself was well-done, & a fine remake.

Nothing about it, though, could do anything but confirm that this "instant remake" was completely unnecessary.

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The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus

Heath Ledger turns into Johnny Depp turns into Jude Law turns into Colin Ferrell, leaving viewers' heads spinning.

Only one thing is for certain: Vern Troyer cannot act.